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What Petroleum Jelly??

Author: FriDay dA FourtH Posted under: funny

Every time sport season arrives, I always remember this particular incident.

In 2008 when I was the Head coach for Kapit division, I was looking for Vaseline Jelly to prevent chapping during the rigorous training and actual tournament..

Yup.. I am a very caring coach hehe..

From my experience, the track athletes will always suffer from chapping in their inner thighs, nipples (for boys), armpits etc etc because of the friction made from their repetitive movement. So I went to the local drugstore searching for the perfect ointment..

TraVeLLer: Ada jual Vaseline?

Amoi Kedai: Apa?

TraVeLLer: Vaseline.. Vaseline.

Amoi Kedai: Apa itu?

TraVeLLer: Itu petroluem jelly dalam bekas kecik itu.

Amoi Kedai: Petroleum jelly? Untuk apa itu?

TraVeLLer: Itu untuk sapu jangan bagi melecet macam minyak la.. takkan u tak tau.

Amoi Kedai: (cakap bahasa cina entah hapa ntah dengan toke kat kaunter belakang)

TraVeLLer: Ada ke? kalau brand lain pun ok.. Janji petroleum jelly.

Toke Kedai: (Yelling from the back) Ooo lu mau pelincir kondom ka? itu condom lubricant, kenapa tak cakap.... bagi licin punya... ada-ada.. Lu cakap petroleum jelly mana dia tau, salah-salah.. KY JELLY..

Everyone in the drugstore was looking at me and my shopping partner (another GUY coach!!)

TraVeLLer: (WTF!!!!!)

Friday, 15th Jan 2010, 0834

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WTF?? What The Frog??

Author: FriDay dA FourtH Posted under: funny

This is funny..

Monday, 11 Jan 2010, 2014

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Where Is This Place?

Author: FriDay dA FourtH Posted under: funny

Irfan anak buah aku baru discover yang aku ada blog and datang 'ziarah' petang tadi.. Mungkin entry aku yang sebelum ni menarik minat dia untuk bertanya.. Aku memang rapat dengan dia. Before this, anak buah aku ni beria-ia suh aku pindah Selangor so that boleh mengajar kat sekolah dia.. (lagi 2 tahun dia masuk secondary)... and aku selalu kata tengok dulu.. Just imagine his confusion bila aku mention aku nak pindah ke suatu tempat di bawah ini.. haha lawak..

Pipan: Paksu, so berbuka kat sana kalau ikut waktu sini pukul berapa?

Aku: 6:39 petang dah boleh makan.. best!!

Pipan: Kalau camtu Ifan sahur kat sini pastu naik flight gi Kapit berbuka kat sana.

Aku: Ye.. betol. Datangla Kapit. Nanti Paksu dah pindah Semenanjung tak merasa nak pi Sarawak.

Pipan: Semenanjung tu kat mana??

Gelak besar aku sorang-sorang... tak sampai hati nak balas mesej dia, actually tak tahu macam mana nak cakap.. haha.. Knowing him, aku tahu dia mesti akan tanya seseorang.. Lepas beberapa minit aku sms lagi.

Aku: Dah tau dah kat mana?

Pipan: DAH!

Aku: Hahahaha...

Sunday, 30th August 2009 (9th Ramadhan) 1809

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