Saturday, November 29th, 1530

I am becoming fat! 
I know this personal information is non of your bussiness, but since my neighbor think that it is hers, why not telling it to the whole world. 

"Hey! Haven't since you for ages. Back for holiday?"


"How long? Boy! you must be really happy there."

"Uh?" (note to self: move to other unfriendly neighborhood)

"I mean, you look FAT. Must be really happy."

"Guess I am."

(Instructions: Open jar, find wound, rub salt)

"Ok. Nice to see you, sorry to disturb your badminton match, hope it works, you really need the exercise."


P/S: I am 73kg by the way.

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